Muh pea sandwich (OC)

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I see the pea, I see the butter. Where is the nut?
- There is a very bad joke to be made in this comment
I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes them taste quite funny But it keeps them on my knife
- Thanks for the nostalgia!
Ok, but what's underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.
- Just normal butter.
  
  That is a lot of butter!
  
  Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?
  
  Did you cut it thinly?
  
  How much butter do you go through a week lmao
- Yeah, what's the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they're really good.
  
  My wife disagrees.
Is a single piece of bread with stuff on it a sandwich?
- Yes, its an open faced sandwich
- Good question. Like pizza, nigiri sushi, and a slice of pumpkin pie, this is toast.
- Is a single piece of bread with a single piece of bread with a single piece of bread on it a sandwich?
No.

Edit: thank you for sharing; no.
When I was a kid I would mix my peas and mashed potatoes together then make a sandwich with that. REALLY fucking tasty
smack barm pea wet
Raw peas? Kinda strange for sure.
Do you eat it with a fork and knife, or do you just have a really square bite?
- 🔳🫦

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