I don't even see what's the big deal. I know he "didn't have sex with a couch", but it doesn't matter. Why would anyone care if JD Vance had sex with a couch? He can have sex with a couch all he wants.
James Donald Bowman later changed to James David Hamel then James David Vance in 2013, is a hateful, bitter, and petty person seeing a hateful, bitter, and petty response to his desire to be Trump's next ~~ scapegoat ~~ coattail rider.