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hopesdead @startrek.website

1y ago

So um, about Ferengis having their lobes rubbed…

…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

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Yes. According to Daimon Tog, "the ear is one of our most erogenous zones."
- JADZIA WAS JERKING HIM OFF IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS?!
  [insert fainting]
  
  Socially acceptable in that culture.
I joke that I'm giving my dog oomox when I rub his ears, it seems to have a similar effect to a ferengi.
Just for fun... i named my rabit oomox and the second one ponfar.
- That's appropriate since rabbits are basically in Pon farr 24/7
  
  I checked this and it is a scientifically correct statement.
probably more of a c/daystrom question tbh
so what's the hostile ear grab about then
- Gentle stroking vs Monkey Steals The Peach
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E1VY4KOghI

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