Clarence Thomas: "Invoking the heavenly powers to win an election violates freedom of religion according to the first amendment and therefore renders Kamala Harris ineligible to run for president."
Thank you, Indian priests. Please continue to provide Kamala with your heavenly powers until election day, and then the four years after. Also please make her a progressive.
I have this image in my head of Hindu priests chanting in front of an idol of Ganesha and really, really good memes just popping up out of nowhere on social media.
Society is not ready to hear what a leftist President would feel an immense duty to teach. Most of them still think that if they share ideology then they must make the same choices. They lack the individual wisdom necessary for nuance.
Good luck with that, Indian Priests. God personally stepped in to save Trump from being shot (not the hero firefighter, who didn't meet the minimum income requirement of the Truly Blessed).
He just took the tip of his ear, which is practically circumcision.