Agile Rule

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Who the hell has a 1-hour standup every day
- Me. I hate it so much.
  
  Same. I have yet to see anyone implement a true 15 minute standup.
  
  You gotta get out of there. They're wasting your time by over managing you
  
  Yeah that's terrible. I have an hour of stand-ups but that's 4 teams, I'm not an IC on any of them.
- I used to, wanted to Keep Myself Safe every day.
  
  Corpos are awful to work for
- Our team had grown too big
- Yeah, 1 hour standup is an oxymoron
Get in the Teams Meeting, Shinji.
- When you have to attend the post-meeting meeting:
Best schedule is: Clock in at 9:00 and plan/settle in until 10:00. Standup from 10:00 to 10:30 (and no later!). Solo code until 3:00 (lunch when you feel like it) and pair programming/testing from 3:15 to 5:00

I will be taking no questions
Give me back my waterfall and 5 hour uninterrupted days.
Managerialism and it’s consequences …
- We really gotta do something about the corporate managerial class.

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