Jail Jamas - Show your love by cosplaying prisoners.

lol marriage is like a prison! AM I RIGHT, BOOMER BROS? THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN, GET IT?

Pretty disappointing that their prison numbers weren't 69.

A daring gift for couples! So naughty!

For anyone sincerely confused by "wife bad" boomer humor - they thought divorce meant going to hell.

That's part of why modern American fascists are still obsessed with it.