Chinese rocket static-fire test results in unintended launch and huge explosion
Chinese rocket static-fire test results in unintended launch and huge explosion
Chinese rocket static-fire test results in unintended launch and huge explosion A rocket stage test firing by Chinese commercial company Space Pioneer ended in catastrophic failure and a dramatic explosion Sunday.

Temu NASA.
25 0 ReplyCNSA would be "Temu NASA".
Space Pioneer is more like "Temu SpaceX". Their aforementioned Tianlong-3 rocket is pretty much a Falcon 9 clone.
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You'd think making a big clamp is easier than making a rocket...
25 0 ReplyThey're rocket scientists, not clamp scientists.
53 0 ReplyIt'd be easier to train clamp scientists to static fire than to train rocket scientists to clamp.
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There's a reason management courses all insist that you focus on your core competency.
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"No casualties were found."
Nice.
On the positive side, they really stuck the landing.
19 0 ReplyNone died or none was found?
12 0 ReplyEveryone died and the bodies were not found (they exploded)
2 0 ReplyOr none were looked for. Coverups are easier when you ignore the evidence.
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To shreds you say...
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Static fire quickly became dynamic one
18 0 ReplyWow, that's wild!
Space Pioneer issued its own statement later, stating there was a structural failure at the connection between the rocket body and the test bench.
Sounds like the hold-down clamps failed. Have there been any previous cases in history where static fires unexpectedly turned into non-static fires?
16 0 ReplyIn surprised a failure like that led to it being launched straight up like that.
8 0 ReplyIt means the rocket was just too good for those clamps
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12 0 ReplyWow, that was fast, even for Scott!
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10 0 ReplySorry, my bad. I forgot a zip tie.
9 0 ReplyOkay someone do the math on how many zipties it would take to hold down a Saturn 5 rocket.
5 0 ReplyWhy are we using zip ties as hold-down clamps in the first place?
3 0 ReplyBecause we couldn't find our duct tape.
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"I believe it's time for me to flyyyyy"
9 0 ReplyMade in China.
9 0 ReplyTheir rockets fly even when you try to not let them fly.
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They need more struts!
6 0 ReplyI’m happy nobody was hurt. Keep trying kerbalnaughts!
5 0 ReplyDrone footage of the incident has surfaced: https://x.com/AJ_FI/status/1808378644949094742
Neat angle we haven't seen before.
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