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"This knowledge exacts a terrible toll."
"Larry, if you try to tell me that your Star Trek fanfiction is 'eldritch knowledge' one more time, I'm going to smack you with a tennis racket."
Libraries.
I was telling someone about a book I had ordered. He commented that I buy lots of books. I explained that I purchase them aspirationally. If I read even a third of them, I’m doing well. Books are awesome.
"My god! What did you get?"
"Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
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