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The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
20 0 ReplyAfter the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
11 0 ReplyTFW the can has sharp edges.
9 0 ReplyVampire soda, step 1 and 2
8 0 Reply"how to refill your soda with hand ketchup"
7 0 ReplySaddam Hussein
6 0 ReplySODA!!! =D
5 0 ReplySo that's how they make La Croix!
4 0 ReplyBlood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.
4 0 Reply6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
3 0 ReplyStep one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn't coagulate and ruin the taste.
2 0 ReplySolution to world thirst.
2 0 ReplyHow Marxists pray to satan.
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