Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
Username checks out.
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.
Where do I get a ticket?
Your mom is handing them out for free.
No functioning rail system
Has largest railroad network in the world
Pick one or specify you mean passenger rail.
Captain Literal! Thank goodness you've come!
Lmao I don't know why, but this fucking killed me
Just because it’s large doesn’t mean it’s functioning. Russia has a lot of roads, but functioning would be a strong word for what state they’re in.
From which less than 1% is electrified and don't even mention high speed networks
No kidding. The fact that we never electrified any of it kind of shows where our priorities lie. It was a dumb idea even before climate change to run our entire rail system on wasteful diesel generators carried by the damn train instead of power plants. Now folks want to use batteries and fucking hydrogen, when we've had the solution for more efficient trains forever.
Dump truck? Nah, this ass is a freight container
No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.
Can't have shit in
DetroitAmerica?So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol
…but I still chuckled i won’t lie
I should try that train to Krakow this summer...
