What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.

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I've heard it this way:

What's the difference between erotic, kinky, and perverted?

Erotic is using a feather, kinky uses the whole bird, perverted is when the bird is dead.
Even kinkier if it's dead.
- Thoroughly disagree. It's far kinkier if it's a live bird, capable of biting and scratching.
  
  Yeah, but you can't perform satanic rituals with a live bird, so... IDK, that kinda kills the mood for me.

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