Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.
It costs them millions of dollars to add a single question to the census ( Total census is estimated to be about $670M every 5 years). Do they really think a question about this is that important? I don't think it has any relevance to our population, this is the real question. I'd be really pissed off to see they did add this question(s) and find out that 99.5% of Australia replied with a "piss off mate".
Frankly, I think the "What religion are you" question is pretty irrelevant in the census today as well.
Also, all government documents (and even non-government ones) in Australia have been satisfactory and accommodate these people playing the identity game: Male, Female, "Prefer not to say".
(I have no problem with these people wanting to "identify as .." but just a reminder the words "Gender" and "Sex" have specific meaning, and they can only be answered as Male or Female. You can call your "Sexuality" and "identity" as whatever you want, but you are still biologically one of the two genders. In a census this is the only important thing.
Darwin: "Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to crossing roads."
They tested positive for WD40.
You don't think this joke is a rework of a joke made in the 1950's ?!
He sees a guy at the bar and says “Hey I just had sex with your mum!”
They guy at the bar ignores him and walks away.
A few minutes later the drunk man goes over to the guy again and says, “I had sex with your mum, and it was great!”
Again, the guy ignores him walks away albeit angrily.
A few minutes later the drunk man goes up to the guy and says, “I just had the best sex ever with your mum!”
The guy, who has now had enough says, “Shut up dad! You’re drunk again!”
A joke is a joke. No matter how much truth you throw at it.
Oh, I remember those. Like how do you get a baby out of a blender, type ones? I mean, they are still kinda funny dark humour. Obviously need to be tagged as such. My favourite one is quite visual, I could explain it, but its far better seeing someone go through the motion.
Anyway I'll leave those ones in the dark side of my brain.
The driver was fined for undertaking.
Not every joke has to be crass! But keep your eye out, I've had a couple of reds so I might head nsfw shortly! 😊
I said “Geez mate, you think I’m on drugs? You're the one with the talking dog”
During the court hearing, I said "wait, I can explain everything".
The police have been working tirelessly to catch the thief.
The prostate, perineum, ball and bell tickler 5000 pro.
Sorry, I needed more words to be functionally accurate.
I just want to say, if you have an electric oven... you have an 'air fryer'.
Usually electric ovens have indirect and direct options of heating (upper elements for example, compared to ones hidden in the back closer to the fan).
Granted a tiny 'air fryer' might do something a little quicker. But I struggle to see their benefits if you have an electric fan forced oven (all electric are). Its an additional $100 - $200 for no real benefit, other than something else you have to clean. And I'd argue that cleaning an oven tray out of the oven is much easier (granted I have a dishwasher) than baskets and oil catchers etc, but can you put those parts of an oven fryer in the dishwasher? ( I use cheap cookie coolers on an oven tray if I am going to cook something like chicken that would drip, keeping the pieces crisp.)
If your oven is gas or coal, then absolutely - get the Air Fryer.
Oh Oh, Omg, who wants to make the Budweiser joke? I mean it will need a little modification but COME ON!!
Canoes, close to water etc.....
Im watching it rn, and WTF!! its a SNW and a crossover with Lower Decks!!
I mean its amazing, but shit this is weird!!
I need to know if this is really real or something else..
endure
But fine, thanks for asking.
Putin opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message.
370HSSV-0773H
Putin was baffled, so he sent the message to Lukashenko, and his aides had no idea either, so they sent it to the KGB.
No one could solve it at the KGB either, so a double agent sent it to the CIA, then the NSA. They also didn't know what it meant.
Finally, the CIA director sent the message to The Australian Military for help. Within a few seconds, they called back with this message:
"Tell that dumb wanker Putin he's holding the message upside down."
spoiler
HELLO ASSHOLE
but did you like it! :D
(you're all gonna hate me for this one!)
a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Moldavan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all go to a nightclub.
The bouncer stops them and says, I cant let you in without a Thai.
Honestly it wasn't the best way to find out about her new job.
I wish I'd never put it on now.
just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?
And this folks, is why I remind my family - Just because it's soap, doesn't mean its clean..
I always wash from top down, with the exception of hair I do last. Since I practically have none (bit of shampoo every few days) I don't think this matters unless I have been shat on by a bird or something!
Neck/ears/face etc first (after a good pre-lather - see above, then a post-lather), then shoulders armpits, arms etc, then belly, balls and bum, down the legs to the ankles. Like someone else said here, I'm 190cm and at this point I am already uncomfortably prone! Feet are always dancing around in soapy water so they are fine, and I never got toe jam so it must be okay.
This is a classic, and I believe its still etched on Pompeii walls to this day!
oh, how did I forget this too!!
Also, dazzlefruits on arrows. These confuse the Lynel and allow you to run up to it to mount and do that attack. Or Puffshrooms - since it loses sight of you. (These obviously don't remove the armour, but they are an easy way 'in').
The other thing is that if you are removing armour using melee weapons, then "hammers" work better than everything else. Attach boulders/rocks/spiked balls (talus hearts/construct dodads) to weapons as armour removal.
unfortunately they are still like rockets. They expire after one use.
They are also slightly slower to rise and maybe (I never did the check) not quite as high, but they still do more than enough to get up high to do the damage.
