If your life story was turned into a book,, what would the title be?

One Thing After Another.

Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.

The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously

"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.

A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.

Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"

"I Die at the End"

Tja

Ever Upward to the Middle.

I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.

So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.

From West to East: Not the usual road traveled

Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done

CHAOS

A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos

And the reviews would look like this

"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone

"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine

"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron

"Wait. What?"

Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger

Just came up with these off the top of my head...

Baby Doomer

A Long Gay's Journey into Light

Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side

This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet

Somehow, I manage

How A Man Changes

"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"

"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"

Don't Bother Reading

A multitude of fuckups.

Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs

Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!

Yes, You can!

How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment

From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist

All This Shit is Weird:

The Dalek_Thal Story

Huh, Aussiemandeus.

Never lucky

Living with imaginary friends