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“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”
52 0 Reply“Time for your lasagna John.”
10 0 Replyjon eagerly offers up his ass
”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily
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So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔
25 0 ReplyMore like increases the longer he holds out
7 0 ReplyI feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.
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Based.
15 0 Reply"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."
12 0 ReplyThought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.
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