'What a sad way to dishonor our nation's fallen heroes': Trump blasted over holiday post

We're blasting now? I can't keep up with all this mainstream media jargon! Get those kids off my lawn!

I don’t give a shit what the heel spur draft dodger has to say about “fallen heroes”, the most reluctant and cowardly of whom still had bigger balls than he does.

KTLA journalist David Lazarus said: "The simple fact is that if we did away with the archaic Electoral College, a man like this would never again get within reach of the presidency."

That's true. In the short term, though, it's looking more and more obvious that we also need to get rid of the archaic incumbent before November, lest his stubborn insistence on aiding and abetting dozens of ongoing crimes against humanity alienates enough voters that the Mango Mussolini wins and does away with democracy altogether.