Meet my new puppy: Ass!

Cum.

I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.

Taquito

Fits pretty well if you ask me...

Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho

Ibuprofen

Wood glue.

Puppy

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

Richard!

Puppy 🗿

Ass

Banh mi

Totino's Pizza Rolls

Kefir

Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal

Cock

Brownie

Pancake

Croquette and I think it's a great name

Tripple Choco Cookie.

It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?

Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

Potato!

Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.

Richard.

Toast

Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

Cimmanim Roll!

Chicken caesar wrap

Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'

Katsu

Happy with that!

My girlfriends ass?

sigh...pussy

Sprout

Chips and queso

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

Carbonara

C A K E

Taco 🌮

Phò Gâu

Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.

Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos

Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

Maki

My little sweet gummy bear

Ramen

soy milk

(kinda fitting actually)

Popcorn

Leftovers

Tomato

Ice cream with big juicy balls

Hello Fruit Snack!

Soy milk

Burger

Hotdog

Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"

When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.