Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados
Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados
Highway bandits in Mexico made off of with over 40 tons of avocados
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Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion
71 0 ReplyYou should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren't avocado. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄
12 0 ReplyWhat about a pineapple? Is it an avocado?
Or a tough one - the Magna Carta?
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Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!
45 0 ReplyTime to ban avocados. Then those millennials will finally be able to afford houses.
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But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!
23 0 ReplyYour ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.
Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?
5 0 ReplyI figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.
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I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4
20 0 Reply.... aaaaaaand now they're all mush.
13 0 ReplyI hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!
11 0 ReplyChiquita is a cartel. The list of heinous shit they're responsible for is absurd.
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They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.
7 0 ReplyI’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!
6 0 Replyfre sha vocado
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