Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.
Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.
82 0 Reply62 0 ReplyMagnificent.
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I love casting spellz
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Lie down with the dogs, wake up with fleas.
62 0 ReplyNever visited 4chan personally but this hits way close to home laughs nervously
45 0 ReplyThe only difference is that I thought I would care as I neared 30, but I really don't. That adolescent pressure to lose your virginity kinda wears off unless you obsess over it
20 0 ReplyHonestly that's the thing I'm afraid of the most. That I will stop wanting sex and just give up.
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I cast self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy!
20 0 ReplyPlus 5 potion of Self Sabotage.
5 0 ReplyAre you implying it's MY fault I never leave my apartment!?
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20 😞
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I mean, you don’t have to become a wizard
<glances at Glock 19 on table>
17 0 ReplyYou'll still turn 30, with the added benefit of not having a chance to not become a wizard
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I put on my wizard robe.
9 0 Replyand hat
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What happens to a NEET with no outdoors hobbies
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