Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
Father Thomas McHale was reprimanded but not removed.
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He is risen
41 0 ReplyJesus was hung on a cross
25 0 ReplyJesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
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Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
38 0 ReplyI hope i go out with a stiffy
31 0 ReplyAnd it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
23 0 ReplyThe Res-erection of Christ
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Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
21 0 ReplyIt’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
36 0 ReplyNo wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
13 0 ReplyIt's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
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Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
14 0 ReplyJesus is a switch?
6 0 ReplyI am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
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Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
13 0 ReplyI can't see it. Is it a picture?
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I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.
Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
9 0 ReplyAngel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
8 0 Replythey hated him for speaking the truth
2 0 ReplyThis is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.
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