Two chemists walk into a bar

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Perhaps it’s the hangover but… huh? I don’t get it. Please help. Kind regards.
- He expected an „I’ll have H2O, too“
- H²O² is poisonous
  
  Lemmy supports subscript! H~2~O~2~ displays as H₂O₂.
  
  Hydrogen peroxide, right?
- The setup is the same as another joke, where the second person asks for H2O too, which the bartender parses as H2O2, and gets served poison.
So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"
- Only if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…
- they'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much
I read "chemists" as "chekists". Too much .ml for me
- Aren't those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?
Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.
If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:

I'll have H2O.

I'll have H2O... also.

The water was very refreshing.

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