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Straight women and gay men can also love them because they're just cool.

Also autosexual women lol
- TIL what autosexuality is.

So close to not denormalizing gay men, yet...

I was beginning to think that I could go this day without any "joke" or remark that would exclude me from the group "men" because I'm not into women, but here it is. I was almost getting worried that it took so long today :/

Especially in contrast to "lesbian" rather than "women". Male expectations suck in this society, sorry for you having to deal with that 🫂
I know plenty of gay/ax men who appreciate boobs from an aesthetic or comfort perspective. Hell, my cat loves my boobs and i'm damned sure she's not into me. I've had pet rats happily nestle down in my cleavage. For all the wild sexualisation of them there's a lot of non-sexual boob appreciation
- But how sure are you, really, that the cat and rat appreciation isn’t sexual?

I'm a man who doesn't love boobs. AMA

boobs are for babies
- https://www.achewood.com/2007/02/21/title.html
I'm a butthole guy myself.
How do you feel about expectations of men in our society?
- I'm having difficulties condensing all expectations modern men are facing into a single thought or opinion. There are many different kinds of assumptions about the ideal man, some of which are constructive, destructive or both, depending on the situation and individual. I can think of both positive and negative effects and cannot give a single answer. I'm not well versed in this field, and some would say I'm the absolute worst person to answer questions about gender norms and social group behaviour...
Does not loving boobs mean you're indifferent to boobs? Or like anti-boobs?
- I'm indifferent to them.
Are you gay?
- I am, yes.

Sad to see us bisexual women got cropped out 😔

Yeah. I was just thinking that too. Then looked again and realized that gay men also got erased (unerased?) as well. Seems a weird mixing of scopes to specify homosexual women but just generalize "men" as though all men like boobs as much as us (mostly)heteros do.
- Even straight women love boobs, there is SCIENCE that proves it
who do you think took the picture

A couple of my friends, a girl and gay guy, once brought me into a hobby of theirs. Several days a week, they sat at the college food court and went boob watching.

That day I learned something truly profound about the human condition. Everyone appreciates boobs - we might wrap them up in sexuality or envy or stranger complexes, but beneath it all there's a universal aesthetic appreciation

...maybe freud was right.

OP did u make this meme and if so why do u erase the existence of men not attracted to boobs lmao

You forgot about Transfems :3

:0 That's true!
- What the hell is wrong with you? Also you thought deleting that means I wouldn't notice? (Original message: "Lesbians")

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of everyone loves boobs, not just babies and us that are attracted to females specifically.

I've often even heard gay guys admit that boobs are great. I believe boob appreciation is ingrained into us as deeply as the comfort of fire.

I demand my crown now.

I can take or leave boobs. There are better things to touch and suck on every body. ;)