Morality

I love this. The last panel would be improved without the text, though.

i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

-Archy, via Don Marquis

I don't know why absurdist, surrealist, or whatever type of comedy this is makes me lose my shit everytime, but it does.

Aqua Teen broke me, I love it.

Kind of looks like Bashar al-Assad.