I'LL AGREE TO STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIRD FEEDER IF YOU AGREE TO STOP CALLING ME "DEAR". IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
LIKE ALL REAL MEN I RESPOND EXCLUSIVELY TO "SWEETIE" OR "HEY THERE CUTIE PIE" PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!!!
THERE'S ROOM IN MY BACKYARD FOR ALL OF NATURE'S MAJESTY BROTHER, THE SQUIRRELS AND DEER GOTTA EAT TOOAWOOOOOOO
I'LL AGREE TO STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIRD FEEDER IF YOU AGREE TO STOP CALLING ME "DEAR". IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
BUT YOU ARE DEER TO ME, BROTHER!
LIKE ALL REAL MEN I RESPOND EXCLUSIVELY TO "SWEETIE" OR "HEY THERE CUTIE PIE" PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!!!
BITCH. I LOVE YOU.