I'll be fine, I took a lactase tablet twenty minutes ago.
maybe they should’ve been a little more tolerant if they didn’t want to engulfed by a giant ball of plasma
a dying neutron star
A Black Dwarf is a thing, but not yet.
Edit: nope, White Dwarfs have a different evolution path.
Btw, what hapens with a pulsar after he's done pulsing?
Refractory period
Can neutron stars die?
Yes, if you throw them hard enough
If cooling down counts as dying. They don't produce heat or have much activity at all
They're still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.
Interestingly enough, the inner Layers of a neutron star are commonly modeled to have a temperature of 0K, since the extreme density prevents thermal movements
I don't think I get it
Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.
lactose bigotry.
How is it bigotry to be lactose intolerant when it's not a choice any individual can make? Being lactose tolerant isn't even a trait shared by half the world's adult population.
My guess is that it's an anti-joke. A dying neutron star will destroy anyone no matter what you can or can't digest.
