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No amount of gatekeeping will ever shake my undying love for pineapple on pizza!

I’ve been to Italy many times (wife’s from there). Yes the pizza is amazing. Yes in almost every case. Yes they do not understand pineapple on pizza.

But they are wrong. Those fuckers sometimes put boiled eggs and shit on there which ruin it.

Just because somewhere invests something doesn’t mean they have ultimate and final say. Hamburgers came from Germany and I know our fatasses got those things perfected here.

Pineapple on pizza is amazing

Italians did not invent pizza.
Fruit on pizza is wrong.
Tomatoes are not a fruit.
- Pizza has historically had fruit on it. There are wallpaintings in Pompei depicting it. Pizza has historically had pretty much everything on it.
- Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in fruit salad.
- Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable
- Weird hill to die on...
- Has the whole world gone upside down?

Found the narco.
Add bacon and you've found my perfect slice

One of the best pizzas I've eaten had wood roasted pineapple with smoked duck, jalapenos, tomatoes and mozzarella.

- Why is it called Canadian bacon anyway? In Canada, we'd call that "ham". Bacon is bacon!
- Pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno has been my go to for years
Sound amazing. I love pineapple with jalapeño

I hope over time Lemmy gets better memes

You can make some yourself
- Oh, I’m not talented enough or smart enough to do that
I wish the comments had quality here.
- I agree! Would be nice if we did sometimes
- I wish you were quality here.
Are you implying you think this one is bad? I thought it was pretty funny, myself.
- No, it’s not bad. Just finding that there is a lot of Facebook boomer memes and just older style memes here instead of actual original content. But this is also for shitposting so I’m moreso yelling into the wind for fun
Me, too...
Most are seem like they were made by the memesmiths apprentice. When is the master memesmith going to show some pride in his work again?

Gore posts need NSFW tag.

NSFL

*Chatham, Ontario, 1962

Pizza is the Westoid version of sushi. Both are actually simple peasant food that were needlessly glorified. Pizza is just bread with stuff on it stuck together by melted cheese. Is chees on toast a high cuisine? No. Neither is pizza. Put whatever you want on your bread.

I feel like putting random toppings on flat bread during baking is probably the oldest cuisine imaginable, going back to caveman days many thousands of years ago. No doubt cameman-gordon ramsay (who is the same person as modern gordon ramsay) would have some mean thing to say about it though.

I recently saw a TV commercial for Little Caesars Pizza, where they're now offering a limited-edition pineapple-flavored Pepsi as part of a meal deal. That way, you can have your pineapple flavor without necessarily pissing off the "no pineapple on pizza" purists among those you're sharing the pizza with.

Whether anyone will like pineapple-flavored Pepsi is up for debate.

I'm not sure going to Little Caesars is going to please any pizza purists.

Does any other culture get so stupidly defensive over their food like Italians? If you paid for it you can put anything dumbass thing you want on your pizza.

They mia'd the mamma out of him

His journo will not be buon

It was a sad day for us all

look how they massacred my Pasta!