Cicadas are nature's weirdos. They pee stronger than us and an STD can turn them into zombies

The periodical cicadas that are about to infest two parts of the United States aren't just plentiful, they're downright weird.

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They're weirder than the guy measuring cicada pee strength?
Wake up.

Scream.

Iono. seem pretty normal to me.
Nobody tell platypus...
- Because platypus will interpret as a challenge...
Man, you gotta be careful with these things. The NIST is liable to see that and declare the “single cicada piss stream” as the new unit of measurement to replace the already rather Victorian “inHg”.
- I prefer to measure by banana. This case calls for purified banana units.
There ain't no fuckin bug on this green earth that can fry chicken harder than me

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