Whole slices in your stool rule

TIL chitin is not just a made up Morrowind word and actually makes sense as armor padding.

Do you chew your mushrooms?

Enoki mushrooms are also called "see you tomorrow mushrooms" for the same reason.

However I always chew my food so I've never noticed it.

So you'll be shittin' chitin?

Great! I’ll add this to the list of reasons why I hate mushrooms.