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1y ago

God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers

Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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Also from the patch:
Respawn time reduced to three days.
Can't wait to give this one a try.
- Isn't that just for admins?
  
  It was a one-time spell for the son of the main dev.
games been pay to win since they added indulgences.
- That has really ruined the gameplay since it came out
That game got overrun by cheaters a long time ago.
Do I have to kill IN the church for the bonus?
I wonder if this season will have any good Easter eggs in it. Can’t wait!
Don't let yourselves be fooled guys. He's trying to lure you in with a special offer just so that he can crank the prices up once you're hooked.
Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.
You can negate the debuff entirely if you wrap meat in dough. God can't see through dough. Easy exploit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maultasche
Even Atheist gamers are intrigued by the Moses level value at Judas level prices
Lol, good one
Isn't Islam unironically like this?
I always say that this is why people eat at Chick-fil-A. To get them sweet Jesus points.
Scrub, the Muslims are having a double-XP month with Ramadhan. Although they need to do certain event (fasting) to be eligible for the bonus.
Just be careful not to get sniped while you max out his XP.
I thought most Christians already treated Easter like it was 4X XP.

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