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Hi-chew? If Alaska wasn't already detached I'd make a petition. Who the fuck likes hi-chew?
5 0 ReplyWho the fuck doesn't like hi-chew's?
20 0 ReplyWhat the fuck is hi-chew?
11 0 ReplyIt's a delicious fruit-flavored candy sort of like a Starburst, but softer and sweeter.
4 0 ReplySofter? Mine have always been harder than dry tar and stuck to the paper packaging as if I were plucking an unripe strawberry. Everything about them gives me conniptions.
4 0 ReplyMaybe yours were sitting on a shelf for too long? I couldn't say, but that hasn't been my experience.
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That sounds good. Tootsie Rolls, on the other hand… meh. Get it together, Oklahoma.
3 0 ReplyThey have better flavors, too. Their Kiwi flavor is excellent.
2 0 ReplyI like kiwis! I’ll check that out when I get a chance!
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Check asian grocery stores in your area they might have them.
3 0 ReplyOoh! Thanks for the tip!
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Sir we have Starbursts. We are civilized.
3 0 ReplyStarburst are the Great Value brand of Hi-Chew.
8 0 ReplyYou have that backwards. Hi-chew are the hydrox of chewable fruit treats.
3 0 ReplyHydrox is the original. Oreo is the copycat
5 0 ReplyIn all fairness, the guy in charge of naming the cookie kinda fucked it all up. It sounds like a chemical I'd expect to find in drain cleaner
4 0 ReplyYes, the original but not the one you know and buy at every store that sells cookies.
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