Anon waits patiently for service

Right? What a fucking show off.

Anxiety can be a bitch.

I'm an extrovert who has no problem going to a party by myself when I don't know anyone

haircuts still give me the howling fantods

I can see the dating profile now.

Level of social interaction I'm prepared for: have a haircut without displaying any human emotions or interacting with other members of the human race.