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Ive had a crush on you for a while
Good start
Are you down ...
hmm
to get barebacked
aaaand derailed
Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:
- ...to get coffee?
- ...for a movie night?
- ...for lunch/dinner?
- ...to hang out and chat at the park?
- ...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?
Basically anything but that.
- ... with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
you don't even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
What about
- ...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
- ...to play some Goldeneye?
- ...to paint my Skaven army?
Who knows? Maybe she's down...
- ...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
- ...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
- ...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
- ...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
.... to remove kebab
I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be
It's the republic not the empire
Sorry I'll leave now
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
That's a grudgin
Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"
"Are you down...:
- ... To get barebacked? Haha jk... Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that...
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor's appointment lol "are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?"
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket...
Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there's a chance!
...unless?
Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.