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Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?
76 0 ReplyThree! We have THREE kids Homer.
Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.
53 0 ReplyDohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!
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Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.
28 0 ReplyTo be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong
24 0 ReplyYears? DECADES.
7 0 ReplyDecades are made of years
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One's doing time for shooting someone.
12 0 ReplyHe was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.
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