Agreed, Mexican food is one of the greatest culinary flavor profiles the world has known so far. This guy looks like he sits around eating mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon. He's probably just mad that mayo prices went up.
US scientists... Hmmm how about we start with a pure translation "Little Donkey". Hmm less donkey, we need less donkey!....Little Dunks! How about we drop the little.. Just Dunks. "I need a couple of bean and beef dunks please!" How does that sound Bob? Bob, that sounds great Bob!