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Don't be so crass .... you have to make love to an apple
Should have taken a lesson from captain Kirk and his beloved mountain.
"Well okay, but you'll have to wait your turn."
That poor/lucky woman.
Captain Kirk originated the tradition of senior officers making love .... to anyone ... and everything
Correction: once a day. Every day. For the rest of your (healthy) life.:-)
I suppose first you have to core the apple
Do you now... do you really?!?
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