How to stay healthy in the future

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Don't be so crass .... you have to make love to an apple
- Should have taken a lesson from captain Kirk and his beloved mountain.
  
  "Well okay, but you'll have to wait your turn."
  
  Captain Kirk originated the tradition of senior officers making love .... to anyone ... and everything
- Correction: once a day. Every day. For the rest of your (healthy) life.:-)
  
  I suppose first you have to core the apple
- This is an even better punchline than the original meme. Lol
- And who would've thought that movie would spin off 8 sequels, 3 direct sequels and 5 spin-offs
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Picard cuts out the middleman and just bangs the doctor
No, you get to fuck an apple. As long as it's consensual.
Well shit. I've only been fuckin microwaved cantaloupes. No wonder I'm still unhealthy.
- The problem with that is you won't ever be able sneak off and get married to it.

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