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Sadly, Anakin's mum had already been claimed by Watto, and Padme didn't know about unclaimsies.
(for anyone confused, this is a reference to Skeleton Crew).
After Book of Boba Fett stabbed me in the heart right where my love of Star Wars is, and then Andor twisted the knife (and got applauded for it), I don't watch those shows anymore. What's unclaimsies and how badly does it break the lore?
What's unclaimsies and how badly does it break the lore?
Skeleton Crew is set in the world of children as much as it's set in the world of Star Wars, and is concerned as much with pirate lore as it is Star Wars lore. "Claimsies" and "unclaimsies" is just "finders, keepers!" and another child's attempt to reverse that.
There's a key moment in the show where it combines those two concepts - the made-up words and rules of children, with the made-up words and rules of pirates -
spoiler for episode 7
A droid decides that a call of "unclaimsies" is "close-enough" to pirate lore that it will let them re-take a ship that's been commandeered by a pirate.
It's all very delightful.
Very very delightful. You could rip out star wars out of the thing and it would still make sense. I love it
Woah woah woah. Andor rocked. What's your beef? Genuinely asking
Well, it doesn't feel like a Star Wars show until the prison arc which is pretty good and I'd like it a lot more, but to get there you have to suffer through the Heist arc which.... ugh..
Also too much of it feels like filler. It's called a "slow burn", but these dinners, cereals, pointless scenes of marching, don't add to anything or build to anything.
The Heist was just completely unforgivable, we get two episodes of the crew Andor joins being incredibly generic and unlikable. The only thing we learn about them is that they don't like Cassian Andor because he's "Not one of the cool kids"
Then we get to the Heist and itself and we get a stupidly long marching scene before anything happens (Obvious filler is obvious)
And the heist itself is just not worth the pay off, all these unlikable characters we spent so much time getting to know die. Only unlike Rogue One where my heart is breaking and I see how everyone is sacrificing themselves for a greater cause, I don't feel anything because I don't feel like the Heist accomplished anything, and I hate these characters (Except maybe the guy who was writing a book) so their deaths mean nothing to me.
Oh and the Kyber Crystal which screamed Chekov's Gun never got used for anything. I figured maybe he'd have to sacrifice it during the heist, maybe it'd get used to make a lightsaber, no it's just... there and he gives it back after the arc ends. Another "Glad we accomplished something"
Bullshit, garbage show. And what really sparks my hate for it, was that anytime when the show was running that I announced that I didn't like it, I had tons of passive aggressive assholes on my case saying I wasn't "Smart enough to get it" or "That's okay, not everything can be pew pew."
I can handle a slow burn, I can handle movies that are light on action and full on character development, what I will not tolerate is a show that drags its feet because it feels that my time and attention are not important.
See, I feel that the slow burns show us the general resentment of the galaxy towards the empire. They show us the cultures that have been suppressed (I recently found at that the striking metal church thing is a quirk of Romania), and they show us some of the more bleak yet sensitive moments of how the characters spend their "down" time. I really like it for its humanistic approach to its characters. No real heroes or villains, just a bunch of people caught up in the tension of the time
And that's cool, I like the idea. Especially since the movies don't really show us much, they just tell us "Empire bad, Rebels good", so I'd love to see a show that makes me say "Wow, life under the Empire sucks."
But.... gestures to Andor This aint it Chief.
salutes the Chief
Oh captain my captainI'm impressed with how civil this discussion was