The thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.
The thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.
Ok, so less a shower thought and more a "random observation while standing in line to vote" thought, but my mind is about equally checked out in both scenarios, so I'll count it.
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Same reason I go to the dentist. Dental hygienists are hot as hell.
Edit:
Why is that?
They like oral
Yeah. But they’re spitters.
Personal preference. I guess I'm just into scrubs and latex in my mouth 🤷🏻♂️
Did you floss for me big daddy?
No... I'm a bad boy.
(With cavities)
I thought the punchline was going to be "to get drilled".
Punchline requires joke, lol
Okay, they thought the joke would be “get drilled”
I get that; I just wasn't joking
I used to have a roommate who was in dental school. He said getting dates was incredibly easy because everybody realized it was the last time they would be in a large community of single people their age who were also intelligent and had similar interests and earning potential. And indeed, he went out with probably 20 different women that year. And he was incredibly picky and would write them off after one date - she's too loud, too quiet, doesn't drink, drinks too much, swears too much, smokes... Right at the end of the year he found the one, then had to go off and spend 2 years doing public health dentistry in another state to pay for his school loan. After 2 months he found another the one there and dumped the local one. So okay, I'm sure that gripping saga was worth telling lol.
Hm. Hm. Mhm. If I'm understanding you correctly, you're saying that all dental hygienists are whores?
Whores get paid. Dental hygienists are sluts; they give it away for free.
Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?
That's part of it for me. I love listening to idle chatter while my teeth get worked over with implements. And nitrile on gums is better than a deep tissue massage.
Any single dental hygienists near BGKY hmu please
Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.
Just go
"Guh. Uh-huh. Mumblemumblemumble"