hahaha !party-sicko

I'm gonna mix it with some peanut butter and lime juice and marinate some shit and see how it do

Actually maybe instead of mixing it with peanut butter I'll roast my own peanuts (or other nuts) and process them together so i can control how sweet it is

Find out in this classic episode of the original Japanese TV Iron Chef (eng. dub)

two things: first the respect given by the Japanese TV show towards the nation of China was refreshing. Two, could you imagine American chefs with huge portraits of Biden and Trump behind their group in the balcony? Yeesh.

I was just given a big pile of sweet potatoes and while I've got recipes like "chop them up into sticks, soak in salt water, and then fry them until I think they're done" and "cube them and boil in curry or other heavily spiced stews for ~15 minutes" that all work very well, that's sort of the limit of what I know for them and I want to actually get use out of them before they can spoil.

So I started wondering about making bread, but every recipe I can find seems to just be "this is literally a cake that's being called bread and it's almost 50% table sugar by volume," but that can't be the extent of options can it? There have to be some savory recipes that just rely on the sugar of the sweet potatoes themselves, right?

Personally, I'm a scrambled egg person. I will mix my eggs without any seasoning in them. I will preheat my shallow cast iron pan with a ton of margarine and water, and let the water start bubbling. I will add the egg mixture into the water. The eggs will cook practically instantly, then after that it's just cooking off as much water as you want cooked off. I'll usually add cheese and green onions, but if I have them I will add crumbled potato chips. (taken from The Bear, great idea) Add salt and pepper at the end

I am not vegan. I don't eat meat everyday, but I'm not even a vegetarian. Being raised as an American with serious auto-immune issues have made me lean towards meat for my entire life. Meat replacements also simply don't work for how I cook, with me always treating the meat flavor as a key flavor that doesn't really have a replacement. I still believe this, I do not really see the value of converting non-vegan recipes to being vegan. Tofu only has the flavor of whatever it's cooked with, so anything meat forward like a pot roast simply aren't going to translate well. However, I'm still working on natively vegan recipes to try and develop food that won't disappoint. Also have to note, this is not made to be authentic. This is made to be more authentic than microwave ramen. I'm not Japanese or Chinese (not conflating the two because "asian", look into the history of ramen), nor am I trying to spend any real time on this. I'm just using ingredients I typically already have. Here's my first results. You can realistically make this in 15 minutes.

#TOOLS: 1 8 inch pot Microplane or fine grater Stove or microwave

#Ingredients:

• Salt

• Dried mushrooms, microplaned

Personally, I can't handle mushroom texture unless I cook them for HOURS. I'll use my microplane to grate these. You really have to do mushroom by flavor though. I used 3 mushrooms of different species for mine though

• 1 bit of ginger, microplaned

Do this to taste with because ginger is a different kind of spice. You could be able to eat pounds of ghost chilies, and that's cool, but ginger isn't capscacin or anything close. Personally? I cry if I eat jalapeno because of the heat, you generally don't want my opinion of capscacin, but love the numbing heat of ginger and szechuan chilies

• Garlic powder (prefer this over real garlic in this case)

Microplaning is way better than cutting in this moment. Why would you actually spend time cutting garlic when you're grating everything else?

• 1/2 cup of coconut aminos or soy sauce

Coconut aminos are a soy sauce alternative I was given as a gift when I learned I am allergic to soy. Thank you Sarah. Coconut aminos are similar to soy sauce, but have less of the extreme saltiness and umami of soy sauce, and leans more on the sweet side. I personally find this to be a better rounded flavor for ramen, and surprisingly find soy sauce way better to add to white people food.

• Green onion

• White pepper

• Smoked paprika

• Seasoned salt

• Canned corn, peas, and corn (can also use frozen)

• Noodles

• Sesame oil

Stovetop Instructions

1. Start boiling about 4 quarts of water. Grind your dried mushrooms, white pepper, and ginger into it. Also add garlic powder at this stage. You can also add some margarine at this step to give your aromatics fat to work with at the start. Let this sit for about 5 minutes to let the ginger and mushroom flavors to develop where they need to be.

2. Add coconut aminos/soy sauce in at this point. Taste for salt, then salt according to taste. Coconut aminos and soy sauce have such different levels of saltiness, so I can't even begin to give you guide wheels. However, I strongly recommend using seasoned salt for ramen instead of plain salt.

3. Add noodles at this point. I use Chinese noodles from the grocery store, 1 brick of the 2 in the pack. These will be done in 3 minutes

4. Start adding veggies. You can use fresh, but I find that there's very little value to using any of these things fresh. I had different cans for all of these, but I know there are frozen bags of peas corn and carrots. Frozen or canned veggies barely even need to be cooked though. Also, canned corn water is literally slurry.

5. Put in bowl after noodles are finished. Garnish with green onion, white pepper, sesame oil, and finely grated ginger if you want the fresh ginger heat.

Let me know what y'all think!

I thought that they pulled salt into the meat and reversed the osmotic pressure so that liquid flows back into it and that's why putting aromatics in the brine pulls flavors into the meat. And I thought they were specifically used on lean cuts of meat to help keep them moist. And I read that they're not typically used for beef because beef usually has enough intramuscular fat to keep itself moist while cooking.

But we've been cooking top round beef and every time the sous chef complains about how dry it is and how it's the cut of the meat and how it lacks intramuscular fat etc etc. So i mention brining the meat first today, but he says it'd make it more dry, because "the salt breaks down cells and once that fluid is released it doesn't go back in"

So what's up with that who do i believe, this guy who is generally knowledgeable or a bunch of internet sources

I forgot how much I enjoy watching cooking videos and now I'm starving.

I'm looking for websites, particular webpages, Youtube channels, etc.

I'm about to google this stuff but I'd still like suggestions to help me just do it and make sauces myself for basic sauces like sweet and sour, tikka masala, butter chicken, curry (many kinds).

I've started to make most of my meals in a Dutch oven. I throw frozen vegetables in there along with some kind of frozen meat and cook it all for ~45 minutes.

The next thing for me to do is make sauces myself.

It's only very recently that I finally cured myself of my Pavlov's Dog habit of buying frozen meals so I could stick them in the microwave oven and hear that ding. The food usually isn't that good and I know even as lazy as I am - I can do better than that.

I fucked this up though, I thought if I just topped the mushrooms with spinach, put the ratatouille on, and then put them back in the oven a couple minutes the spinach would wilt and look good. It didn't, it dried out, next time I'm folding the spinach into the ratatouille and then topping the mushrooms with it. Image is from before they went back into the oven

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> Found a dim sum spot in Flushing I really wanna go to > > Nitter

> Oh no. Oh nooooo. Oh noooooooooo. > > Nitter

Have you wanted to grow mushrooms but didn't know where to start? Here's a relatively easy and foolproof technique that doesn't require equipment or sterilization and can be done in an afternoon.

MATERIALS: Mushroom spawn - the two types that work well for this are oyster mushrooms (any variety, although given that oyster mushrooms tend to be copious spore producers and the spores are known for causing health problems, sporeless oysters are best for indoors/small spaces) and what's known as bear's head or lion's mane. The latter produces a shaggy ball-shaped mushroom and is enjoying a moment right now because it helps keep nerves healthy. It's also darn tasty and can be enjoyed in stir fries and sushi (if cooked!). Pioppino might also do well in this setup, but I have never tried it. Mushroom spawn can be purchased online. I like Field & Forest Products as a supplier.

Yesterday's News Kitty Litter: made from pelletized newspaper, do not substitute feline pine or other wood-based brands

Guinea Pig Chow: you want pelletized Timothy hay

Dechlorinated Water - Hot water out of the faucet that has been allowed to cool works, so does distilled or filtered water, or tap water that has been brought to a boil and allowed to cool. You need 4 cups per batch.

Newspaper Bags: any tube shaped plastic bag will do. Small mushroom grow bags are available on Amazon and also work well.

A clean plastic tub for mixing (for best results wipe out beforehand with hydrogen peroxide or a 1:10 bleach dilution)

METHOD

Making the artificial log: Using clean or gloved hands, mix 4 cups of yesterday's news, two handfuls of guinea pig chow, and 4 cups of water until the water is fully incorporated. Add in about a cup of spawn (less works, but it is slightly riskier), breaking up the clumps with your fingers. Scoop the inoculated medium into your bag, tap on the counter a couple times to pack it down, then tie it off.

Spawn Run: Over the course of the next couple of weeks, the mushroom spawn will colonize the artificial logs, causing the medium to become cohesive and whitish in color. If you see green, powdery growth, you have trichoderma contamination and should discard. Black splotches are mold and also a sign your log is compromised.

Fruiting: Oxygen is the trigger to switch over from vegetative growth to making mushrooms. Tiny pinheads called primordia will often form in places where there's gaps between substrate and bag; you can look for them and make small x cuts in the bag with a pair of scissors, or you can just pierce the bag in regular intervals on one side. Keeping the bag in a humid environment, placing it in a shopping bag, or misting it regularly can improve yield. Once the mushrooms are mature, you can harvest them (ideally before they drop a lot of spores). If you're growing bear's head, the tips starting to yellow is a sign that the fruiting body is done growing.

A second flush can be obtained by soaking the bags in dechlorinated water for at least a couple of hours. Expect 1-2 pounds of yield from each bag.

WHY IT WORKS

The mushrooms we're growing here are known as white rot fungi and have been evolutionary honed to tolerate wood, a growing medium that most other decomposers hate because it's low in nitrogen and high in forms of carbohydrate that are difficult to break down. White rot fungi are not really used to competitors and are happy to take their time, which means that they can spend years breaking down a log before deciding to fruit. This is disadvantageous from a less patient human cultivator's point of view.

We can speed the process up by offering tastier forms of nutrition, but that will attract faster-growing fungi who can muscle out our target species. Thus, growing mushrooms successfully without contamination requires either an environment more suited to the target mushroom than faster-growing competitors (that is, it is relatively low in nutrients), or a rigorous commitment to ensuring the competitors are kept out of the medium. We take a hybrid approach here: both the litter and the Timothy pellets are sterilized during manufacturing, so we don't have to worry as much about aseptic technique, but the resulting medium is still less nutritious than something designed for high yields, such as master's mix. Keeping the logs comparatively small and using a high spawn ratio also allows the edible mushroom to quickly complete a life cycle before any spores that have drifted in have a chance to get established, with the drawback of increasing cost per unit produced.

COST/MATERIAL CONSIDERATIONS

You're looking at roughly $80 - 100 in materials to get off the ground, with your main expense being the mushroom spawn. A 5 lb bag of spawn should be enough for 20 or so mini logs, so at $5/lb of mushrooms at the high end, you're beating the grocery store or farmer's market pretty handily. This is also a lot to make at once, and spawn does have a limited shelf life (although it can be stored in the fridge for a couple of weeks). High nutrient spawns like rye tend to get chewed through quickly and you can often find your spawn bags fruiting on their own (not necessarily the worst outcome).

If you're worried about waste and not sure where you'd keep 20 newspaper bags full of mycelium, consider splitting the cost with friends or making your own spawn in smaller batches. Spore/mycelium syringes for edible varieties are available online, and the popular and relatively reliable "Uncle Ben's tek" used for Psilocybes will also work for the more licit species of fungi. That's a post for another time, though.

OKAY I GREW SOME MUSHROOMS, NOW WHAT?

Spent logs can theoretically be used to spawn new ones, although the chances for contamination go up and yields can decline over time. They can also be composted or tossed on a log pile to see if you get some mushrooms the natural way.

This guy's channel is great, but it's not all vegan. Plenty of the recipes are though.

I probably need more help than this but it's the first thing on my mind since I'm gonna be walking to the grocery store in the next 20 minutes

Gonna be hosting a Friendsgiving for my vegan friends and need some ideas on what to make. Everyone in attendance is fine with eating vegan so I need some ideas for a main, some sides, stuffing, and dessert.

its in the pressure cooker now. im worried i made it too spicy for my partner. im very exited, i made a new thing with little panicking.

edit UPDATE IT WAS GREAT AND NOT SPICY ENOUGH!!

I used these two recipes 1,2 but I substituted foraged shrimp of the woods (still considered a form of Entoloma abortivum, i think), which are these weird mushrooms that result from one species of mushroom (entoloma) attacking another (the honey mushroom). I also threw in a few shishitos and one spicy havasu pepper from the garden along with a shallot.

I cooked the shrimps first because they take A WHILE and on their own they were still tasty. I'd say they're as close to actual shrimp as chicken of the woods is to actual chicken. Which is like, a mushroom taking an honestly pretty impressive stab at immitating the flavor and texture of a particular meat. The texture was like 7.5/10 shrimpy and the flavor was 4/10 shrimpy. Mildly nutty, not really conventionally mushroomy- with a skosh of imagination then yeah maybe a bit shrimplike.

This came out fantastic though and I'm looking forward to making it for friends next time I come across shrimp of the woods!

what the fuck am i gonna do with the rest of this can of peppers??

its a super wet dough, 60/40 ap and bread flour, whipped honey, oat bran, butter, some salt, the classics ya dig. no idea how it will come out but the yeast is very active for sure

This TVP stuff is no joke. I got 12 lbs of it for a sick price recently. Tips and suggestions for using it appreciated.

also the chili is vegan. And quite spicy.

Has coconut milk, onion, tomatoes and lotsa garlic too

Had it with rice, was good

there are a few elements to this dish other than the lack of meat and dairy that stray from the traditional bolognese: i use garlic and red wine, while bolognese usually has no garlic and white wine. i like garlic too much so that was intentional, but i only had red wine when cooking and its not too drastic of a deviation.

i found this plant based ground sausage at the grocery store for $2.70 for 14 oz!! excited by this price (and on a pasta kick lately) i was inspired to make a bolognese. i would have used plant based ground beef too, but it was like triple the price. i used to make bolognese all the time since lasagna is one of my favorite dishes and its a great pasta sauce. but this is the first time ive made it since going vegan in january of this year. it turned out great!

the plant based sausage i used was 96% lean!! so i had to add my own fat. i used coconut oil in this dish instead of olive oil bc it acts more like animal fat. i cooked 28 oz of vegan sausage in 5 oz coconut oil to bring the “meat” to ~17.5% fat.

ingredients:

• 28 oz (784 g) 96% lean plant based ground sausage
• 9 oz (252 g) coconut oil (5 for the “meat”, 4 for the veggies)
• 225 g onion, finely diced
• 125 g celery, finely diced
• 150 g carrot, finely diced
• 1 bulb garlic, very finely diced
• 250 g wine
• 170 g tomato paste
• 450 g low sodium vegetable broth
• 350 g oat milk
• spices: salt, pepper, thyme, basil, sage, marjoram, oregano, rosemary, cumin, paprika

1 .in a stock pot, heat 5 oz coconut oil on medium heat and add the vegan ground sausage. mash the sausage as it cooks to break it up. when it starts to brown, but before it gets crispy, transfer the sausage to a bowl.

2.heat 4 oz coconut oil on medium heat and add carrots a minute before the onions and celery. add garlic a few minutes after that. then add healthy amounts of thyme, rosemary, sage, oregano, and basil. cook until onions get translucent and soft.

3.add wine and deglaze the pot. then add the sausage and tomato paste, and mix while the wine reduces.

4.add the oat milk and a quarter to a third of the total vegetable broth. bring the heat to low

5.allow to simmer for 4 hours, adding the remainder of the broth throughout. if you run out of broth and the bolognese is drying up before 4 hours, add water

6.once the bolognese has simmered at least 4 hours and is sufficiently concentrated, add salt, pepper, cumin, and paprika to taste

> inb4 'cast iron skillet'

I've always had bad luck with fresh cast iron, so I'm not interested in that. Just looking for a good nonstick pan. I was thinking about the ones with the hexagon stuff on it, but I just looked it up and its $180, so thats gonna have to wait.

Who got the recs?

Came across this funny and well made video on Indian food and thought I’d share.

I made a noodle soup with greens and bloomed them in oil on high heat with garlic and fenugreek. They have a distinct, piney taste that I didn't expect. It was very pleasant! Overall, i made the soup way too spicy with chilis but it was really good.

TL;DR: Vinegar is being sold at concentrations unsafe for preservation without proper warnings, 4% vinegar is unsafe while 5% is safe to can and pickle with.

Lead, microplastics, forever chemicals, etc - seems like a lot of things to be worried about when it comes to water these days. What is your source of water, how do you get your drinking water? Tap, bottled, do you use some kind of filter? And what do you think is the best way to get water?

American pancake mix has baking powder in so the pancakes always puff up to around half an inch or more. Here are my issues with this type of pancake;

• The skin that forms around the pancake is impenetrable to whatever condiments being used and the reason is because the pancake requires more time to cook all the way through. You have to dip the pancake in more condiment rather than it soaking through which is what a pancake should do.

• It’s a heavier batter so oxygen bubbles rarely form, these bubbles create the holes in a crepe that helps soak up more of the ketchup

• The surface area is smaller so it demands you eat more whereas a crepe is as big as the pan you used to cook with. A larger surface area means you can put more toppings inside instead of just eating toppings alongside a smaller thicker pancake.

• The taste and texture is horrible

You probably shouldn’t comment if you don’t know what I’m talking about

I've tried a couple of vegan cheese things, and they haven't been very good. In particular, none of them melt like animal cheese.

I'm of the school of thought that trying to replicate carnist food with your vegan products is pointless, you should make unique vegan dishes that are good on their own instead. However, I really miss delicious goodness that I can melt on top of my food.

Do any comrades have good products or ideas?

I'm sure the food is fantastic. Cannot do worse than traditional western food. But should I be an annoying gringo and ask what each individual item are, or should I just shut up, be polite, and take a shot in the dark and tank the hit if I miss?

In my defense, black pepper is called "mustapippuri" and allspice/pimento "maustepippuri" in Finnish and both also look similar. You'd think the taste or smell would've clued me in a bit earlier but I only noticed when I took a closer look at the bag in my spice cabinet

My freezer is still moderately cold, maybe 30 degrees, so I have a bit of space.

> Today's my little brother's birthday. Time to get another theme cake. > > Nitter

It's Fudgie the Whale cake by Carvel.

The Beastie Boys wrote a song about another Carvel cake Cooky Puss.

Cookie Puss

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made this for dinner last night. my gf found the recipe online but i modified it bc it was written by mayos who only seasoned with salt, pepper, and celery seed. i also substituted diced celery with diced carrots since i like carrots, but my gf told me she would prefer celery so ill prob do half and half next time. i also didn’t add green onions bc i didn’t wanna go to the store, i will prob add them next time

ingredients (this makes a good amount, prob 6 sandwiches worth):

• 4.5 cup dry chickpeas (45 oz if using canned chickpeas)
• 2 large carrots
• 6 cloves garlic
• 6-8 tbsp vegan mayo or cashew cream (less if using canned chickpeas)
• 4 tbsp lemon juice
• 1 tbsp celery seed
• 1 tbsp thyme
• salt
• pepper
• cumin
• turmeric
• paprika

1. soak dry chickpeas in lightly salted water for 12-24 hours
2. you can get the skins off chickpeas after soaking them by rubbing them together w ur hands and decanting the water (skins will stay at the top of the water longer than the chickpeas). there are other methods of deskinning chickpeas, find something that works for you
3. put chickpeas in pot of salted water, bring to rolling boil then bring heat down to a simmer and cook covered for 2 hours or until the chickpeas are soft. as soon as the water comes to a boil, you will notice foam. this is aquafaba, formed when loose starch mixes w the boiling water. you can just scoop the foam and discard it (or keep it as an egg substitute). once you scoop out all the foam from the first few minutes of boiling, it shouldnt form any more and you won’t have to worry abt boiling over.
4. drain chickpeas and mash them. i just used my hands to squish them
5. dice carrots into small chunks (under 1 cm) and finely dice garlic. add to chickpeas
6. add vegan mayo/cashew cream, lemon juice, celery seed, and thyme. mix well
7. salt and season to taste

i spread this between slices of toasted bread with onion and tomato slices. makes a great sandwich and is good by itself too!