Seems lemmy.world is under maintenance, so dusting off the alt.
Sure it is. It may be flashier, have a larger budget, and largely miss the spirit of the series at that time... I had a point here somewhere.
Eh, pick and choose what bits you enjoy.
Inspired by gregorum's post concerning issues with startrek.website, which is ironic as lemmy.world is a bit glitchy right now and isn't letting me upload and had to use my alt here.
Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist.
We show it.
We show all of it.
Because what's the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?
Full penetration.
Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.
I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.
From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.
And then he explores again.
He's out scanning for life forms.
Then he's back to the warp core for some more full penetration.
Explores, back to the core, full penetration.
Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration...
And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.
As much as the show pivoted from season to season, they still managed to wrangle it into a fun series. Totally worth it for
spoiler
that moment in season 4 s5e4 "The Bullet That Saved The World" when they unleash a bunch of the captured experiments for that break in!
Charlie aka Krinn the Vulcan Gangster constantly being reminded of the spiders in his blood.
Worked with a guy who could pick up a dime with one of the forks. About the only thing he could do with precision, but still impressive.
Isn't it strange?
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say if only they knew that I was
Part of some transporter tech's plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There on a transport pad late one night
They took a buffer pattern, sent it, did it all again and so I say
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Posting now for those who have to go down early/what have you. In the image is my go to toast and may it hold true for you all in the coming year!
Merry Trek-mas to you all! Thanks so much for all of your help, participation, and creative contributions. Let's do this again next year! Comment some new categories or any formatting suggestions for Trek-mas 2024.
1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"
2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"
3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"
4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"
5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"
6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"
7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"
8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"
9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"
10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"
11 ummthatguy- "Eleven Rikers Riking"
12 teft - "Twelve cloaking warbirds"
May O'Brien suffer for us all into the new year!
SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 12 HERE!
"TWELVE CLOAKING WARBIRDS"
Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 12 on day 11). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.
1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"
2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"
3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"
4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"
5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"
6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"
7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"
8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"
9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"
10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"
11 ummthatguy- "Eleven Rikers Riking"
12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"
SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 11 HERE!
"ELEVEN RIKERS RIKING"
Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 11 on day 10). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.
1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"
2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"
3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"
4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"
5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"
6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"
7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"
8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"
9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"
10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"
11 "Eleven Rikers Riking"
12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"
SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 6 HERE! "SIX VULCAN MIND MELDS"
Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 6 on day 5). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.
1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"
2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"
3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"
4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"
5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"
6 "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"
7 "Seven Jeffrey Combs"
8 "Eight Janeway coffees"
9 "Nine redshirts dying"
10 "Ten humanoid aliens"
11 "Eleven Rikers Riking"
12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"
