Tandem, maybe tri-andem, and a side car or two

It was a great write up, even if it was lost on that particular user

"Some random Indian guy" is literally a doctorate economist (I know, but still you should eat that up since I'm assuming you love capitalism and "free markets")

He's gonna steal beto millennial pandering and go for 420 train derailments and reduce it to 69 derailments under his presidency. (He will bow to corporate pressure and have the shittiest 777 derailments per annum)