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Unfortunately, there is a species of fish/grouper that is referred to as a “groper” in Australia.

Me, an alleged groper: the rumours of me being able to breathe underwater are patently absurd. This is an unprecedented, farcical smear campaign by my political opponents. The puddle of water at my feet is just my sweat glands in overproduction, blorp.

roided autocomplete

My autocomplete:

• written in an hour on a whiteboard for a job interview
• uses only the finest words, hand-selected by unix
• speed and size efficient

Roided autocomplete:

• years of development, billions of dollars of investment
• hallucinates constantly
• projected to use all computing capacity at current rates

makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop

I’m out because you used too many buzzwords that I actually understand and not enough that I don’t, especially ones that somehow trigger heartburn despite my lack of understanding

Can you gaslight people into thinking burnout is good, actually? HN gives it the ol’ college try

Fuck yeah Oglaf!!! I need to do my biannual catchup binge

Come to think of it, yeah, the people that need things to be in 8k 144Hz in order to enjoy them would absolutely be fine with AI igniting the atmosphere in the name of high quality pixels

Computer ghost phobia:

spooked by AI 🤝 Falling for jump scare flash games

Shilling AI has much fewer downsides that walking on coals I guess

Honestly waiting for them to show up and post their absolutely rancid takes is about 20-40% of the fun of this place

Anyone declaring a new webN needs to be cast out of society tbh. Tarred and feathered, preferably.

Me, as a jock bully: Well of course these nerds would find finishing in 20 seconds an achievement

You’re right. We should move onto feeding it orphans

Let them cook bro, another few billion dollars, maybe a few 10↑↑10 watt-hours, see what it says then

Given the all-consuming desire of Silicon Valley to accelerate us into a mad max style dystopia, the most foreshadowing thing about SF has gotta be all the (human) poop on the sidewalk.

Society could replace like 50-90% of men in leadership positions with answering machines that record what women say and play it back at a lower pitch to simulate a male voice claiming women’s ideas as their own. Also the answering machine has a strapon equipped

Femboys btfo

Oh yes thanks for the reminder.

Yud: I am the sole arbiter of which crimes are punishable or not.

Filthy peasant: ok which crimes

Yud: criticising me or my uwu fwens :(