My dog ate a sock and I had to pay $7000 for an emergency surgery. Seeing this gives me anxiety as well.

Do you want ortholinear or do you want to stick with staggered keys like the Microsoft Ergo Keyboard?

If you want to stick with traditional stagger but split, then Keeb.io has some options:

• Sinc for 75% split
• Quefrency for 60%/65% split

If you just want a Alice style keyboard with a number that is similar to your current keyboard, then Feker Alice 98 might be a better choice. Ergo keyboards rarely (if ever) come with numpads.