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Red Tidday UP??? White Tidday DOWN??? is the Summoned Hero?!?!?

This document is classified under code word CASE NIGHTMARE WEEB

I love Ed, and he's going to bring the receipts and make Google look like idiots. The downside is that Ed's going to play it straight.

What do I want to see? I want to see Google get in public fight with Robert Evans. That would be hilarous.

What if the Technocracy Movement fucked NASCAR

What if Nazis but the uniforms are Gildan instead of Hugo Boss

What if fascists were stopped with atomic wedgies instead of atomic bombs

This sounds like the setup to a Greg Egan book.

right? It'll be totally rad(s)

Uber but for Therac-25

Games Workshop really nerfed the Noise Marines this round.

I read it more as "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

I like to think that there exists a small god whose portfolio consists of punishing people who use the word "narrative" as a bludgeon. He strongly resembles late 2000's-era Terry Pratchett and is a dab hand with a lighting bolt.

"Tell my wife I said....hello."

--dang's last words, probably

By the way, there are several folks in the wikidot comments who are also Neoreaction: A Basilisk enjoyers!

SCP-8008: TIME PERVERT

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8008

This SCP Wiki entry riffs on our favorite fan fiction extruder cum doomsayer. It is the deepest, weirdest cut, it relies on having some familiarity with SCP Wiki lore, and it is also very NSFW.

I'm sorry.

That's named after Oxford, MS, wink wink

Is this by the same author as "Don't Create the Torment Nexus"?

If you were to print up all the posts in this thread and arrange them in a neat little pile, then you'd have a snubstack.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Yes.

It's very similar to the feeling you get when you read a very middle-quality novel, innit?

Big Yann Mid Yann

...will be like trying to function in our world without a smartphone.

As an ADHD and LightPhone enjoyer, It really isn't that hard. You just have to live life with the forethought that the ancients employed way back in 2004. The gravest problem I've faced is that I've wasted a shit-ton of potential Jimmy John's loyalty points on account of not having a QR code reader.