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[redacted] enthusiast, robot combat enjoyer, distressingly Appalachian, fat

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Somehow, the same guy will lecture you for an hour about Chesterton's Fence when it comes to "traditional values."

It would be pretty funny for someone to be so awful that they get haunted by an Atheist. I mean, it's unlikely, but if it were possible then this would do it.

It turns out that the size of the yacht doesn't actually matter, but rather the motion of the ocean.

🎂

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ All my exes live in Hamtaro Clubhouse

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ And that's why hang my hat

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ In Tennesseeeeee

It can't be that stupid. You must be explaining it wrong.

Weirdly and widely applicable, as always

Geez! It's positively congealed.

The DAO where all of your money gets stolen is not the true DAO

I just took 12 gas station dick pills and I'm on my way to Applebee's an island off the coast of Singapore

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1568500223/i-just-took-12-gas-station-dick-pills

The setup for a Great Value remake of Enter the Dragon

Self-identified emergency dept physician on my local subreddit just believes things that spicy autocorrect tells him about his job.

Dude here claims that Tennessee is ranked #3 for physicians looking for work, but when asked for a source...

Obviously you’ll find various resources. ChatGPT has it as #3 for whatever that’s worth. At least for my specialty Tennessee offered a top salary, moderate tort reform, no income tax, eliminated the professional privilege tax, and more. It’s certainly not a bad place to practice and I’d argue very few physicians are avoiding Tennessee.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nashville/comments/1eweryn/curing_tennessees_doctor_shortage_law_paves_way/liz36dj/

Wish I knew where he worked so that I could avoid it.

Fyre Festival as a Service

So...a yacht named "Bayesian" just sank off the coast of Sicily. It was owned by British billionaire Mike Lynch, former CEO of Autonomy. Lynch just barely managed to stay out of trouble with US authorities over fraud charges and will likely owe HP Enterprise a hefty bag for misrepresentations before their multi-billion dollar acquisition. My heart goes out to the innocents and crew who are lost. (Edit: Lynch appears to still be missing)

Hell of a metaphor, isn't it?

https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/aug/19/who-is-mike-lynch-tech-boss-missing-yacht-sinking-autonomy

One of my kids is a huge Gravity Falls fan and has recently acquired The Book of Bill. For some reason, Bill's anecdote about silly straws reminded me of the grok discourse:

FUN FACT: When you use a silly straw to murder someone, it becomes a serious straw!

I think OP might have a stalker, this level of attention from weird nerds is bizarre.

She knows you swiped left. She slams the table with both her hands. The formica cracks beneath her mighty fists as she shouts oaths in the name of Crom.

Looks like an opportunity for the DoT to introduce a breeding colony of traffic cones to the area!

a goddamn masterpiece

Hey, good point!