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Assuming the crew was Leela, Fry, and Bender:

Leela was definitely a whole ass, meaning bender and fry combined to equal negative half an ass, leaving the final at half assed.

So if Bender is 1/3 of an ass, that would make fry -5/6'ths of an ass.

startrek.website should call its mods Admirals so we can blame them whenever anything goes wrong 😁

Sokath, his ass flapping.

Browning M2 please. It's technically a sub machine gun because there are both guns and machines that are larger than it is and I would like one, thank you.

UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER

me too, don't feel bad 🤣

The average US driver drives twice as much in a year as the average EU driver, so they are at least paying for gas more often on average, so it comes up more I guess?

Orcs have resistance to word damage, yes, but a good bard can power through that disadvantage.

Harvey Weinstein, but using him is practically cheating.

WFH

RTO

my employer fired a double digit percentage of their workforce and then instituted draconian RTO policies to, in the words of an actual HR leader, "get rid of a few more without paying severance".

Within 3 weeks almost half as many people as they had fired had quit. Pretty much every single team lost their most critical employees. They started back pedaling that policy at week four, but they don't realize the only good people left are just being picky about which offer they take from where.

Yo mamma so fat, when the Borg assimilated her she was designated as a unimatrix.

https://imgflip.com/i/82bd1l

just flip that around. Any five GOP members could pick the next speaker if they were willing to make a deal with the Dems.

The GOP is a crab bucket and I can't wait until they gorge themselves to death on each other.

There are two wolves inside you. They are both in severe debt. They have taken out a reverse mortgage on your torso.

This is going in my Rare and Incredible memes folder. I shall look upon it occasionally, and savor it as one might a fine liquor.

the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface

I feel like I'm summoning a roko's basilisk here, but here we go:

Google should entice people to watch the ads. They should slip in random "free YouTube premium for a month just for you!" ads or quick time events or whatever that you only get when you don't block ads.

"Thanks for watching the ad! Here's an extra 10GB of storage, or points to our store, or whatever!"

Giving out free whatever premiums to your gigantic ass ecosystem to some tiny ass percent of your users will EASILY increase eyeballs faaaaaar more than this blocking shit.

This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.