How do we make this happen?

Public library jerseys will go through the roof!

Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn't matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.
- The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly

Please lets not bring TS here. FFS every single news is about her! She doesn't seem like a bad.person and I can't stand looking at her anymore

She doesn't seem like a bad person

I would just like to point out that she's almost a billionaire, in order to spread awareness.
- And whose music career was nearly exclusively the product of nepotism through her multimillionaire music executive father.
- So? She's one of the most successful musicians in history, of course she's got some cash.
- "Nooo! She just wanted to rerelease all of her old music with gimmicks so that she could get HER versions out there!" /s
- This is true, and apparently she had a spat with New Jersey(? I may have the wrong east coast state), as she bought a house thinking it had a private beach, when it was a public beach, but that's the worst thing I've heard her do. IIRC she ended up apologizing for the misunderstanding.
  
  I'll admit I know next to nothing about her. She seems to be doing better than most at not having dragon sickness cause her to turn into a shitty person though.
- Look I know nothing about her, bu the fact that she is a billionaire sais nothing to me. People are throwing money at her like she was a wishing fountain. I think she would be one if she wanted or not
I agree, typescript is way overrated
- I was scared to bring this up. Thank you! Hero.
Straight up
I mean she is kinda hot though NGL, but I can't stand seeing her NAME anymore.

Tax the rich, especially media companies, and fund libraries.

Why was it his game? He playing alone?

I think that's the foosball player she's dating, but don't quote me. I don't watch sportsball
- He doesn't play foosball silly
  
  He plays foccer

Who cares, if I wanted celebrity drivel I'd use Instagram.

How do you not understand that this is about libraries, not celebrities?
- I don't see any libraries
- it's about Taylor Swift and Pop Culture Bad. if you can't see that, maybe you should spend more time in a library
But.. . that is... that was literally the point of the post? You're just redoing the post in a more bitter and angry way.

Like idk what app you should be using, but maybe this isn't the one either. Chill.
- You sound angrier than me...

When did she become so famous? Why do people care?

She's an extremely talented singer and songwriter, that's how.
- So are lots of people
Hello fellow old person, welcome to old age. Please feel free to shake your fist and mutter at things as often as you like.

"There's an AI for that." 😅

I initially read "photoshop" instead of "photograph." I guess my brain thought that was a more likely title/occurrence

No no no. Wait until after she gets the younger generations to vote the monsters out!!

Travis Kelce is some kinda fine though for real

She can even save canada

Why do you want more people to visit their public library, aren't fentanyl overdoses high enough as is?

Public libraries are one of the greatest assets the U.S. has. They don't just provide 100% free books, movies and music, both in the library and streaming along with free and usually unrestricted internet, meeting rooms and places for children to go, they also have all sorts of other services. My local library has 3D printers free for use. They have kits you can take out like musical instruments to learn to play. A new branch is opening and they will have a sign-up sheet for one person at a time to use a free shower and washer/dryer.

But sure, it's all homeless people using fentanyl. You're exactly the sort of person who came to library board meetings to object to the shower and washer/dryer because it will encourage "them."
Back to your cave, NIMBY-ist.