alt text: screenshot of bluesky post by the CNN. post content reads "BREAKING: Satirical news site The Onion has won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars" with embedded CNN article link reading "The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets | CNN Business - Satirical news site The Onion won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' InfoWars".

alt text: wizard sitting on a regal wooden chair, adorning a red robe with an owl on his shoulder, looking pensive while a cauldron bubbles before him. text: "Brewing an exotic potion (making hot chocolate)"