Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused Vice President Kamala Harris of having the ability to control hurricanes through so-called "weather weapons."Jones kicked off his Tuesday broadcast by promising to explain how he knew the government could control the weather."I'm going to be covering today, and...
He's currently in the process of having all his assets auctioned off to pay a small fraction of what he owes. Unfortunately the most valuable thing he has is his audience, and he couldn't auction them away if he wanted to.
He'll be in enormous, inescapable debt for the rest of his life, but he'll always have thousands of people willing to listen to him.
Dang. It's like he's using an asset to lessen the impact of a legal penalty. If only there were some form of legal penalty that were equally impactful on all people regardless of how well-resourced they were.
I heard from a reliable source that "they" also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.
It's quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.
They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They've all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.
If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.
If we're going to be dragged kicking and screaming back into the barbarism of the past by these people, let's at least bring back the thing where we cut out liar's tongues.
Massive storms that cover the entirety of Florida can be created by Dems in a matter of days, no problem. Raising the global temperature by a few degrees over decades is impossible, though.
I realize not all republicans are like this but the fact that they draw so heavily from it should really make their membership question supporting them.
Sometimes for fun I like to think that these alt righters are saying the truth because that means Kamala is hella powerful and would be even better for our empire.