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127 0 ReplyA wild LESTER appeared!
33 0 ReplyWorks great as a last name until someone has triplets and names them after the three stooges.
2 0 ReplyHad to do a search. Never tried that particular type.
Stropshire Blue is pretty tough to find in the US but worth the effort. It's like a strong cheddar with blue cheese veins.
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I have a friend who named his kids Brie and Colby. He never had a 3rd kid, so I always wondered what other cheese names were out there.
25 0 ReplyDon't think about cheese names. It's nacho problem.
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Colby Briant the basketball player?
4 0 ReplyHim and Dijon Sanders really stoked my hunger for sports
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My name's Coby. Close enough. People call me Colby all the time.
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Edam could just be New Zealander for Adam
14 0 ReplyEmma is just short for Emmental
56 0 Reply"Manny" is short for manchego.
7 0 ReplyHmm. Emmental is a good cheese.
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"This is my daughter Brie and my son Shredded".
26 0 ReplyI bet Shredded is a Gym rat
11 0 ReplySplinter is the Rat.
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Thank you for this, I lol'd
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For nerds like me. The female name is short for Brianna or Gabriella. The cheese name is from the French region of Brie where it originated in. That region got its name from the Gaulish word briga meaning "hill" or "height".
52 0 ReplyAlso, if it isn't from the Brie region of France, it's not technically Brie. It's sparkling cheese.
87 0 ReplyPretty sure brie is named after the village in LotR
11 0 ReplyParents are sure to delight in Brie’s connection to the French region, too, famous for its soft and creamy white cheese
Always goes back to the cheese as the real reason
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does Pepper Jack count?
50 0 Reply61 0 ReplyOh, Pepper Jack LOVES Fraggle Rock.
20 0 Replylegendary gif
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Jack
8 0 ReplyRegi is just short for Parmigiano Reggiano
32 0 ReplyAnd Gouda is short for Goudavid
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And the bastard, American.
4 0 ReplyFamous musician Richard Cheese aka Dick Cheese
35 0 ReplyKeeping it together Brie?
6 0 ReplyIt's a Gouda idea.
25 0 Reply5 0 ReplyCheddar than most ideas.
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Chester Bennington?
12 0 ReplyLet me introduce you to my baby, Belle.
12 0 ReplyThere was a whole family named after a cheese. The Munsters.
11 0 ReplyWensleydale of the Them
4 0 ReplyAlso the owner of the cheese shop, the finest in this manor, squire. So clean... certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
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Lets try with :
- raclette
- roquefort
- saint nectaire
- coulommier
- comté
- gruyère
I really want to meet a girl named raclette 😍
18 0 ReplyRaclette is the best one. It's like Rachel but 75% Frencher
11 0 ReplyI came to say raclette and also Roque(fort) Balboa?
Valençay
1 0 ReplyNaming your child Saint whatever is ambitious
4 0 ReplySt. Vincent was up to the challenge.
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Perhaps stay clear of people called Saint ... Necrophilia is frowned upon.
1 0 ReplyIt's not all black and white, but more a gruyère.
1 0 ReplyWent to middle school with a dude named Cheddar
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Meanwhile, Ignacio over there, aka Nacho:
What am I to you, chopped liver, güey? Cabrón...2 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure Wensleydale is both a name, and a cheese
19 0 ReplyIf Monty python is a valid source, yes
7 0 ReplyJohn Cleese used to be called John Cheese
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'Lil Kraft.
9 0 ReplyDevon (blue) Kerry (blue) Gabriel Paddy Jack
11 0 ReplyMartzu's a good name.
2 0 ReplyMi casu es su casu
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Jack would like a word
13 0 ReplyDon't forget Gorgonzola Larson.
11 0 ReplyI mean, Zola Larson wouldn't even be such a bad name (zola is how Gorgonzola is abbreviated in Italy)
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Edam
2 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure I knew a Munster in highschool.
9 0 ReplyThe name has nothing to do with cheese:
7 0 ReplyCan't we just have fun here?!?!
11 0 ReplyIt doesn’t make it less fun. It just adds factual informs to it.
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Rocquefort feels like one that has / could / should be used
5 0 ReplyRockford ("rook" (the bird) + "ford") is a common American place name
Rockefeller (from German Rockenfeld <- Rukenvelt "ridge field") is an American surname
Roquefort literally means "fortified rock/cliff"
2 0 ReplyRocquefort is also a french village that makes and names a stinky cheese hence the mention of it on a cheese themed thread.
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This is my son, Camembert. My father wanted me to name him a third but Parmesan Cheddar III is just ridiculous
8 0 ReplyImagine being Gouda Pegula.
Gouda Pegula
Menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put ’em together
And what have you got?6 0 ReplyA curious choice of fondue
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sup cheddar
6 0 ReplyThat's not Cheddar! That's just some common bitch!
17 0 ReplyI came to this thread to mention that I used to know a guy named Cheddar. No idea if that was his real name, though. But that's how he introduced himself, that's what everyone including teachers called him.
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There's a few that would make good girls' names when you think about it.
Ricotta
Fontina
Mozzarella (she goes by Ella, to her friends)
6 0 Reply8 0 ReplyI think I've met a Fontina before.
7 0 ReplyI think there's an athlete by that name.
EDIT: I found a Fontina Moore for track and field.
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I'd be happy to call my son La Véritable Chaumes
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Cooper
5 0 ReplyMaytag Blue has a pretty good ring to it.
5 0 ReplyNever knew there was a cheese named after the famously bored appliance repair man.
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I'm OK with cheese names as long as we don't do Casu and/or Marzu
3 0 ReplyWhat's wrong with Casu?
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Ah, like those tv characters Jim and Parm?
3 0 ReplyDid they start with Asiago?
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