The fact that this is not available to purchase is a literal crime against humanity. And all other sentient species.
Japanese Yakuza leader admits trying to sell nuclear material to DEA agents posing as Iranian generals
Why is this on /nottheonion?Because the title made me think of The Onion. Replying from my LW alt as there is still some federation lag between LW and the instance I posted from.
Somehow clocks returned.